★ frustration as a service™ ★
We build useless things. Beautifully.
A growing collection of chaotic little programs for your daily frustration needs.
Chaos Calculator
Does math. Sometimes correctly. Apologises either way.
Bug Blamer
Paste your error. Get a cosmic explanation. Mercury is probably involved.
Meeting Excuse
Generate bulletproof excuses to skip your 9am. Hamster-certified.
Useless Password
Technically valid. Completely unmemorable. Security team approved*
Error Translator
Cryptic error messages translated into dramatic human emotions.
Merch, stickers, and chaotic goods — all at the shop.